Thursday, June 30, 2011

Clarion Write-a-thon Day 4

Today's word count: 2087
Cumulative Write-a-thon word count: 8281

Barely made my goal today. I just had a hell of a time settling in to write, and probably would have given up if I weren't so focused on just getting to 2k words. I was starting to feel my groove when I finished up the scene, but the next one's going to be intense and I'd like to be a little more on my game when I work on it. So I'll save it for tomorrow.


Favorite sentence 3 sentences I've written today: Some day, perhaps, Nick would figure out that seeing probabilities did not mean seeing the future. It meant seeing a tangled mass, one likely outcome after another that he remembered as if they had already happened, and unweaving each to find its source was no mean task. But he also recalled that the probability of Nick ever understanding that fine point was so small, it might as well have been zero.



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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Clarion Write-a-thon Day 3

Today's word count: 2434
Cumulative Write-a-thon word count: 6194

Finally! I made my word count goal for the day and then some. Which I'm quite pleased with since once again, the bulk of my day was completely wasted on non-writing things like spending quality time at the DMV. I didn't get to start writing until after I got home from trivia1, which was still a little earlier than I've managed the last couple of days. And I'm even letting myself stop before 2, which is even better. I also worked a bunch on my outline, since I'm still very much developing the ideas for the last third of the novel. So I feel like I managed to pull some success out of an otherwise ridiculous waste of a day.


Favorite sentence I've written today: "Hope it was worth damnin' his soul to Hell."



1 - We got fourth (otherwise known as FUCK YEAH NOT FIFTH) place tonight, thanks for asking.



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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Clarion Write-a-thon Day 2

Today's word count: 1775
Cumulative Write-a-thon word count: 3760

Well, I was hoping to make up for yesterday and failed soundly. Mike was home all day so I didn't really get anything done then (since having a human person around to interact with is horribly distracting), but figured I'd be able to get in three or more good hours once he went to bed. Alas, instead of a reasonable bedtime, there was a round of loud vomiting that emanated from the bathroom. My poor husband unit wasn't even feeling well enough to crawl in to bed until close to midnight; needless to say, I spent my time continually asking if he was sure there wasn't anything I could do to help him feel better, rather than writing.

Hopefully he feels better tomorrow. Poor Mike.

Anyway, it's almost 2 again, and apparently that's when my brain shuts off and refuses to cooperate any more. But at least I got a little writing done.


Favorite sentence I've written today: "And that's why you got so nasty mad, 'cause I ran off to do somethin' all manly and dangerous?"



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Monday, June 27, 2011

Clarion Write-a-thon Day 1

Today's word count: 1985
Cumulative Write-a-thon word count: 1985

Not bad, considering today got off to a very rocky start. I technically didn't start until just after midnight on the 27th. But it's still day one as far as my brain is concerned, since I haven't gone to bed yet. And despite that, I even managed to almost hit my informal daily goal of 2000 words. Woo!

Considering I spent most of my day pretending to be part of a galactic empire bent on ruling the universe in Twilight Imperium (which I won, by the way) I'm surprised I got my head into the story at all. Not that I'm complaining one bit. I actually feel like I was on a roll by the time I finished the little section I set out to write, but I decided to stop since it's nearly 2 am now and I'm getting a tad punchy.

Which may explain why this is...

Favorite sentence I've written today: He shook his head; blood whipped in a red thread from his nose.



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Friday, June 24, 2011

Vote for Me!

Beneath Ceaseless Skies is going to do a best of anthology for their second year, and stories are being chosen for inclusion with a poll. Book of Autumn is eligible, so please consider voting for me.

And so I can totally feel like a politician, I'll ask for some money too while I'm at it! Don't forget that the Clarion Write-a-thon starts in two days - please consider donating to show your support. It's patriotic supportive and awesome, and I've heard it will also make you more beautiful, cause you to spontaneously lose 50 pounds, and may even generate a mysterious, winning lottery ticket in your mailbox1!




1 - Okay, so I'm practicing lying, too. Just to round out the politician act.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Eye of the tiger

It's funny, but no matter how much I do kung fu, I always seem to be finding new and creative ways to make all of my muscles hate me and constantly whine. You'd think by now they'd be used to it and just have gotten over the whole soreness thing. But maybe it's a sign that I'm doing something right and continuing to compete with myself and constantly push.

I remember once upon a time, I went home when class officially ended. Lately I've been staying an extra 30-60 minutes since I'm trying to learn sword. Among other things. There's always another thing to add on.

I was tempted to crap out and go home early tonight. I finished learning Tiger form, which involved learning two entire rows in one night. I thought my brain was going to melt trying to remember everything, and my muscles were all feeling melty as well. Since apparently a flying crescent kick is just the devil, and there's two of them in that form. And I'm rotten at them so I keep doing it over, and over, and over.

But I kept going. Because I refused to let myself win. Or maybe let myself lose. Or both. It's a weird thing, when you're competing against only yourself. But I guess it works for me, since the only sport I was ever good at (weightlifting) has the same sort of self-competition.

I hope to practice Tiger more tomorrow. I also hope to do so without gathering a group of staring, creepy neighborhood children, which has been happening with distressing regularity now that school is out.

Parents, please, if there's a strange lady out in the grassy common area doing spinny kicks, be kind and tell your children to just leave her alone. Because she's probably mentally imbalanced anyway.

On a completely unrelated note, I'm trying to decide what my second Spec Tech post should be about. I'm kind of leaning toward writing about tuff formations (such as the Bandelier Tuff), since it's an awesome example of how civilizations use local geology to their advantage. But if anyone's got any cool ideas, throw them at me.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Wait, don't be a what?

In preparation for TAM, Daniel Loxton wrote a very interesting (but non-exhaustive) review of occurrences of the "Don't be a dick" argument in skepticism prior to Phil Plait bringing it up last year.

For some reason, it just made me think of things like, "Kids today are so rude" and "We're worse off now than we were XX years ago" and other such things. Arguments and feelings that just never seem to go away or get resolved. Human nature? Will we still be arguing back and forth about dickishness in fifty years when colonists on Mars are using homeopathy and side A wants to call them fucking morons while side B wants a more nuanced approach that involves leaving off the word "fucking?"

It's the sort of depressing thought that makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

I am curious to see how TAM will end up going this year. Will there be another DBAD moment? Will the South Point be able to contain all of the incoming awesomeness for another year? Will we get another random moon hoaxer? How much battery life will I drain from my phone with endless tweeting, and how much will I drain surfing the web because yet another person is talking about atheism and I just don't care? Will I be able to resist my urge to shout at Richard Dawkins about elves1? Will the terrifying packing foam green dessert make an appearance or has it finally hatched into the broodmother Xi'gl?

And so many more questions. Really this entire post seems to be made of nothing but questions. I guess that's what happens when I try to write something semi-coherent at midnight after a day of beating my head against an uncooperative short story.

Less than a month until TAM!



1 - Depends on how many beers I've had at that point, I suspect.

Friday, June 17, 2011

X-Men: The Apology

Which is really what the title of X-Men: First Class ought to be. since it is an apology, I think, for at the very least X-Men 3: Insert Inane Subtitle Here and the howling comedy that was supposed to be Wolverine's movie. Though if you're me, it's also an apology for the first two movies, because I'm still not ready to let go of the Halle Berry as Storm thing, and I probably never will because the nerdrage is strong with this one.

Though I'm also forced to admit, I'm not exactly X-Men fan number one. I have only read a few of the comics, and kind of gave up on them because it was just too difficult to figure out which comics I should be reading and in what order and if there was any sort of continuity. My hat's off to you, comic book fans. I don't know how you keep track of it all. It's right up there with the time my grandmother tried to describe the current set of plots for The Young and the Restless to me. Except with mutant powers and more love children.

I actually liked the X-Men because I watched the cartoon when I was growing up. I don't know if this makes me a hopeless noob. I have no idea how it meets the standards of the comics, and if I'm being honest, if I watched it now I'd be surprised if it was half as good as my memory claims it is. As is often the case with one's beloved Saturday Morning cartoons.

Anyway, I was ready to give up on X-Men movies completely. I'm glad that Isaac and David told me how awesome this one is, and went with me to see it.

I think out of the summer movies so far, I still like Thor a bit better, but I liked First Class enough to go see it a second time (by myself) this morning. This is mostly due to James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender, though I liked most everyone in that movie other than Rose Byrne, who just never convinced me she was a CIA agent let alone a viable love interest for Charles Xavier. I'll admit to a certain amount of prejudice since I do like me some slash, but I'm also not one to insist on an OTP that makes absolutely no sense. So nyar.

(A few small spoilers)

Anyway, I think the thing I really liked about First Class was what it did for Magneto as a character. It made his entire attitude a lot more understandable, and really set up an interesting dynamic between him and Charles. To be honest, by the end of the movie I was really rooting for Magneto's viewpoint, because to hell with all of that hippy dippy love everyone shit when the fleets of two nations that were five minutes ago almost at war decide to settle their differences by killing the poor mutant schmucks on the beach who technically just saved the goddamn world. Particularly when the best defense Charles could come up with was, "They were just following orders." Ouch.

So yes, it's excellent, go see it.

Also, as ridiculous as this is, Magneto's power is really giving me fits. And yes, I know, that's stupid considering the dude in the movie who can shoot red hula hoops of energy out of his chest. But it just bugs my little geek brain that it's implied to be some kind of magnetic thing, when he spends all of his time messing around with metals that aren't actually magnetic.

Which sort of gives a new twist on him not being able to move the coin for Shaw at the beginning of the movie. "I can't! I can't! It's not actually magnetic!" YES I KNOW IT'S RIDICULOUS.

It was suggested that maybe it's more of an inducing a current and therefore a magnetic field because hey, that at least opens up any metal that's conductive. That's about the point where I fell off the physics train, so I have no idea if that's even a plausible half-assed explanation for being able to saw through someone's head with a piece of currency. Though if that is Magneto's actual power, it would make sense he'd want to stick to a more magnetism-sounding name. "The Inducer" just doesn't sound that intimidating... more like it would be his stripper stage name.

(/spoilers)

Enough overthinking things that really ought to be covered under the suspension of disbelief anyway. But I find it entertaining.

I'm hoping they'll do another movie with the younger Professor X and Magneto, though at the same time I'm a little scared of it, knowing how Hollywood does love to fuck up a sequel.

Speaking of, saw the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Not even Johnny Depp doing his Keith Richards impression was enough to keep me from checking my phone to see how much longer this could possibly go on. Pirates failed abjectly where the X-Men succeeded.

The better men, indeed.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Creationists at GSA

I didn't actually go to GSA, even though it was in Denver. Mostly because I didn't want to cough up the registration fee, and had projects I should be working on besides. And of course, no one I know heard about this at the time, probably because I don't think people tend to get excited about field trips into their own backyards when it costs money.

But apparently, there were young earth creationists at GSA. And they ran a field trip to Garden of the Gods without telling anyone that they were young earthers. And then later bragged about how convincing it was to the real geologists. Please see PZ's blog post, since he's already done a lovely job of laying it all out and I see no reason to reproduce his links and do my own less entertaining version of the commentary.

I'll just note here for anyone not familiar with the geology of Colorado, that the pretty bits of Garden of the Gods are mostly from two formations: Fountain and Lyons.

The Fountain Formation is a series of alluvial fan deposits that run up and down the Front Range of Colorado (and have a sister formation on the western side of the continental divide, called the Maroon Formation) which was laid down on a probably dry plain at the feet of the Ancestral Rocky Mountains. The formation was mostly deposited by flash floods screaming out of mountain canyons, carrying loads of poorly sorted sediment. So in it, you see rocks ranging from conglomerates to sandstones to mudstones, which vary depending upon which flood stage they were laid down in. And you see these layers repeated over and over. You also see some very nice sedimentary structures that indicate successive floods, such as scours and channels cutting through lower layers.

So technically, the Fountain Formation was laid down by water, but it was fresh water. Fresh water in what was likely an otherwise dry environment. And it was also technically laid down by flooding, but by a lot of flash floods rather than one enormous Noah's flood. I think trying to fuzzy the two together is pretty disingenuous.

And then there's the Lyons. The Lyons is a quartz arenite, which means it's almost pure quartz. All the grains are super well-sorted and well-rounded. (And those of you that remember undergrad sed/strat are probably now nodding your heads, because you know what sort of thing typically makes these deposits already...) It's got enormous cross-beds as well as fissile ripple laminations that occasionally show as classic reverse-graded pinstriping, though pinstriping in the Lyons is much less common or pronounced than it is in other similar formations.

Dunes. In a desert. Giant sand dunes. We see formations like this all over the world, and we understand pretty well how they form.

I personally have a very, very hard time believing that any honest (as in not self-deluding) geologist who can even dimly remember anything about undergrad (let alone graduate) sedimentology/stratigraphy would look at the Lyons in particular and say, "Oh yeah, totally a giant flood."

But it sounds like the young earthers spend a lot of time muttering their more wacky assertions or dropping them in to the discussion quickly and moving on, so those not listening for it just didn't notice. From the article in Earth magazine, that's certainly what it sounds like.

The Earth article also makes this point:
Creationists may come to conclusions that the geological community challenges, but as long as they present their conclusions as derived from accepted scientific methodology, rather than religion, it is unfair to reject their participation. In any event, the field trip I attended was not a platform for proselytizing to participants, but involved real observations on real outcrops — even if the perspective was slanted towards a nonstandard interpretation. No harm, no foul.

To me, this seems like a really tricky thing. Because Mr. Newton makes a good point that completely excluding the young earthers from meetings isn't really going to do us much good. It just gives them ammunition. And to a certain extent, I think it's healthy for geologists who aren't necessarily involved in organized skepticism to run across young earthers, because if you're in academia it's pretty easy to forget that cranks like this exist or just dismiss them out of hand. They're a lot harder to forget if you're actually confronted with them and forced to consider what they're claiming, which then calls for a response.

On the other hand, what causes the downside of participation is the basic dishonesty the young earthers displayed at GSA. They're not being upfront about what their driving hypothesis is. They're being very subtle and cagey about their most scientifically insupportable views, and then running off to claim that they've convinced people. Because let's be honest, it's pretty easy to nod vaguely at a poster at GSA or AAPG or SEG or any other meeting when it's extremely technical and not precisely your area of expertise; it's easy to make fine details sound reasonable when the main crux of the research - trying to prove a young earth - is hidden precisely to prevent academic disagreement.

There's not any easy answer to this problem. You can't really make young earthers wear dunce caps at meetings, as amusing and righteous as that idea must feel, because it ultimately leads to the same place as excluding them entirely. I think maybe the best solution would be outreach and education to let geologists know that hey, these people are out there, and by the way, they're coming to meetings to try to give themselves a veneer of credibility so you ought to pay attention. Not that I think turning GSA into a pit of seething hostility is the way to go, but it'd also be a good idea to make sure people know why there will occasionally be confrontations at presentations. And also maybe give some hints on how to be listening for the subtle, cagey distortions that are apparently all the rage.

Ultimately, it's just a bitch and a half to try to engage in a scientific debate with people who aren't being up front and honest to begin with. But I think this also makes the point that we need to be a little more cautious about our nods of vague approval when we're browsing the posters.

Thoughts?

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Hilarity Ensues: We've Declared War on a Glacier

My friends, I present you with: 2012: Ice Age



There's a volcano. It unleashes a glacier. Don't ask me how. But it's a fast glacier. A really, really, really, really fast glacier that's like a brazillion thousand miles across and can get from the Arctic to the US in a day or two, because it is seriously pissed off and has installed a turbo. And then it destroys New York City, because that's what you do when you're the world's fastest glacier that's been set free by a volcano. Because New York City once spat on your shoes and called your mom a fucking ice cube.

I think I may have to watch this movie. It looks even more hilarious than The Day After Tomorrow.

The sad thing is, I want to believe this is some kind of ridiculous parody. But I don't think it actually is.

ETA: One of my guildies suggested that this movie should actually be Speed 3, with Keanu driving the glacier. I am not ashamed to admit that I would pay perfectly good money to see that.

Saturday, June 04, 2011

By the way: Squee!

A little more good news on the research front - I got one of the grants that I applied for! $1000 will shortly be added to my research funds, thanks to the Gulf Coast Section of the SEPM.

For this grant, I'm going to have to send in regular (every six month) updates on my research. The first one is due at the end of July, so at least I'll have something to report - drilling!

The money will either be going toward grain size analysis or thin sections... either way, it's going to be super helpful. Yay!