There's a volcano. It unleashes a glacier. Don't ask me how. But it's a fast glacier. A really, really, really, really fast glacier that's like a
I think I may have to watch this movie. It looks even more hilarious than The Day After Tomorrow.
The sad thing is, I want to believe this is some kind of ridiculous parody. But I don't think it actually is.
ETA: One of my guildies suggested that this movie should actually be Speed 3, with Keanu driving the glacier. I am not ashamed to admit that I would pay perfectly good money to see that.