|I need a kitty right fucking now okay.|
It's all the usual question begging bullshit, pattern hunting and being bizarrely startled that coincidences and similarities are things that happen despite the fact that they happen constantly every day of our lives. This just makes me extra angry because it's a bunch of paranoid nuts dancing on the graves of children, mocking the grief of their families because they've convinced themselves that it's all fake and therefore it is all right to be utterly inhumane to other people.
|I need a kitten or I'm going to have an aneurysm, I swear to fucking god.|
It's like the making shit up Olympics - creating a sadistically unfeeling conspiracy out of whole cloth to justify something that no one is even proposing. Oh yeah, and being mean to the grieving father of a murdered little girl because that's totally okay when you don't live on the same plane of reality as the rest of us. Hey assholes. If you took off your tinfoil hat for five seconds, maybe you could read our brainwaves and get that we don't want your fucking guns.
|Lookit that adorable kitty, helping with the laundry, and his adorable face. Breathe. Breathe.|
I want you to realize that the world is a scary place, but the way you can truly make it less scary is to grasp reality with one hand, the rest of humanity with the other, and refuse to let go.
|Kitten. Kitten kitten kitten.|